![]() ![]() While the single player campaign is longer than the average first-person shooter’s, the story’s pretty forgettable.He reminds me a little of Uncle Rico from Napolean Dynamite in that he’s stuck in a past generation and can’t get with the times like everyone else. His personality, his dated one-liners, his blatant misogyny every aspect about Duke makes him appear sad and pathetic. The shotgun blasting pigs against the wall is a saving grace from just about everything else.Also, did you see my emphasis on the number? Yeah, it's sad. It's the guy who says, "Um, okay" when Duke exclaims that power armor is for pussies. ONE of the minor characters has a funny line.You can write/draw whatever you want on dry erase boards.It's somewhat rewarding to be playing a game that has been through so much for so long. ![]() You might not want to bet on Duke this time around. Now, after what seemed like forever (Huh? Yeah? You like what I did there? Alright, let's move on.) and quite a few development teams, the King is back baby, and boy has he aged poorly. Since I was six years-old, Duke Nukem Forever has been in the works in some way or another. ![]()
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